Ubersetzensieloss

Tumblomatisch und uber die opfer. I sprechie Alemannisch. And without it we wuold all be out of glueck.

Amazing.

Long before I even considered having a child, I told myself that I would NEVER be party to singing, animatronic holiday tchotchkes. This is apparently offensive to both the order of man and nature, as one has been shipped directly to my home without my consent. By people who are not even family members. The stuffed animal lobby has their tendrils in everything.