December 2009
26 posts
“If you hurl an uprooted penis into the air, it will not come back to you. It...”
Dec 23rd
METALMETALMETALMETALMETAL
Copypasta is hard on an iPhone.
Dec 23rd
Well shit
This morning was freezing. Took my big coat. Now, it’s warm and I feel like a dong.
Dec 22nd
http://baconorbeercan.com/
Dec 22nd
For Posterity
fizix: janguskhan: fizix: janguskhan: Saying the words “beer can” in a British accent is roughly equivalent to saying “bacon” in a Jamaican accent. Thank you for making me imagine Hermes Conrad saying “bacon”. GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! You’re now reading this post in my voice! GOD DAMNIT
Dec 21st
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For Posterity
fizix: janguskhan: Saying the words “beer can” in a British accent is roughly equivalent to saying “bacon” in a Jamaican accent. Thank you for making me imagine Hermes Conrad saying “bacon”. GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! You’re now reading this post in my voice!
Dec 21st
6 notes
Dec 21st
For Posterity
Saying the words “beer can” in a British accent is roughly equivalent to saying “bacon” in a Jamaican accent.
Dec 21st
6 notes
Good News: Free, unlimited Wi-Fi at McDonald’s!...
Dec 17th
IF THIS IS COFFEE, PLEASE BRING ME SOME TEA; IF...
Dec 16th
This actually made me like being an English...
http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/11/03
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
3 notes
Who wants to sleep in the Dragon's mouth? Who...
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Dec 16th
Automagicly.
Biz Marckie
Dec 14th
Dec 12th
Well educated people with bad habits.
Dec 12th
Hushed tones through megaphones.
Dec 10th
It is cold as hell in here. I am tired as hell in here. It is slow as hell in here. I am stressed as hell in here.
Dec 9th
ASS DAN
Dec 9th
1 note
Walter Krunkite
Dec 7th
Maison D'etre
Dec 7th
Boxers, slippers, and a pipe.
Current configuration.
Dec 5th
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
It's as if this vague space the tree occupies is a...
Dec 4th
The amount of farting I’ve done today is obscene. That’s really the only word for it.
Dec 2nd