August 2011
1 post
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July 2011
1 post
SRSLY: we talking wedding favors? →
ultraprism:
donnaignoble:
The wedding I attended Saturday went the design your own m&m route. They put like four or six m&m’s in a little sachet and tied it with matching ribbon. We did not bother to look at the inscription because we were SO FUCKING HUNGRY at this point in time that…
Yeah, I actually hate them entirely, too. The only reason we had them was due to Italian...
June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
7 posts
Internet Recap 2008 →
1300 pictures
So I’m packing up my old desk and decide to transfer all relevant files off my work pc to a thumb drive. Yeah so I have about 1300 pictures collected mostly from 2008 through 2010. I think I’m going to start a new tumblog called “Internet Recap” and shamelessly plug it as the definitive reflection of those years.
Oh lord.
Oh god, I didn’t know Lauren AND Paul are on this shit. All we need now are Brynn, Krauss, Casey, Mikey, and some highschool relationship drama and it can be
LIVEJOURNAL V2.0 FOR REALZ THIS TIME
Adult Edition
April 2011
7 posts
Amazing.
Long before I even considered having a child, I told myself that I would NEVER be party to singing, animatronic holiday tchotchkes. This is apparently offensive to both the order of man and nature, as one has been shipped directly to my home without my consent. By people who are not even family members. The stuffed animal lobby has their tendrils in everything.
March 2011
7 posts
Lauren, you should probably look at this. →
Something I needed to Share
I love my grandpa, and always will. Unfortunately, he, like many people his age, spends an inordinate amount of time watching Fox News.
Now, the thing is, my grandpa is smart. He’s a nuclear engineer, a pioneer in the field that literally helped write the book on coolant pipe design for power plants. Even though he retired sometime when I was in high school, he still consults with major...
February 2011
11 posts
teamlauren:
start a blog about anthony weiner. get 83 followers in less than 10 minutes. what a night.
this is what happens when alex isn’t home.
I totally just posted this shit to Reddit.
To learn physics is to learn a new language for describing the world. It allows one to describe things you already know with impunity and express ideas that would otherwise be nebulous with the sharpness of a razor.
Democrat Invasion
This happened today, and I’m probably going to remember some of the details incorrectly. And my wife is technically in labor, but I have to record this for posterity or I’ll regret it:
At work today in the early childhood area, an older woman sits down next to me and starts making small talk. During the next few minutes, 2 staff members pass through the space, both looking fairly...
January 2011
5 posts
Optimist Park
Andy: optimist park is basically the saddest park name i have ever heard of
me: yes
Andy: "lets all agree this park isnt great, but, glass half full right?"
me: there is a statue of a guy in the middle of it who is smiling
Andy: hahhaha
me: and it says "Here stands an Optimist"
and then under that in spray paint it says
Andy: and hes got, like, peens drawn all over him
me: THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY, AND THE FULL PART IS FULL OF DOO DOO
Andy: hahaha
whoever did that is a genius
me: none of that is true
i made it up
Andy: well then GO DO IT
what are you waiting for
me: though I could make it as an art installation
GET GLUE
Is either way better than 4Square or will burn hot and fast, like magnesium.
December 2010
12 posts
WatchI’m so proud to have been a part of this. My face is only on for a few seconds (with bad hair), but my hands are there quite a few times. More info here: http://interactivemultimediatechnology.blogspot.com/2010/12/short-documentary-of-story-behind.html
Andy: I'm going to pack light
Only bringing sexy back
me: right
and your sexy fits in a fannypack